THIS IS A PAGE FOR VERY AWESOME STATUS'. YOU MAY USE THEM FOR FACEBOOK, EMAIL, OR ANYTHING ELSE WHERE YOU MIGHT REQUIRE AN AWESOME STATUS.
1. Laugh me makes it well oh but life your of seconds 30 waste to going I'm hello. NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!! 2. In my own little world, I'm the most awesomest person EVER. in the real world, I'm just as awesome. 3. I'm so proud of myself! I finished a puzzle in 6 months that said on the side 2-4 years. 4. If you admit when you're wrong, that counts as being right . . . so in other words, I'm always right. 5. People wonder where I'm going in life, but don't follow me because I run into things. 6. I don't know why people say work like a dog. Because if I did I would sleep 18 hours a day. 7. Sorry! It appears that ninjas have eaten all of your halloween candy. 8. There are 3 types of people in the world: the ones that can count, and the ones that can't count. 9. Do you know that 73 % of people will believe you if you make up a statistic? 10. Instead of presidential debates, we should just have a dance-off. 11. For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16 Thou may hath swag, but [your name here] is still the immortal Swagdidilly Boss. 12. Your search for "Ima boss" did not generate any results. Did you mean "*[your name here]* is a boss"? 13. Be yourself. Everyone else was already taken. 14. I dream of a better world, where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. 15. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?? 16. Thank god it's TGIF!
This is for all the giant Taylor Swift fans out there, even thought it's super long it's awesome!!!
17. Sometimes when I think BACK TO DECEMBER, the memories are MEAN. THE STORY OF US was ENCHANTED, and you were MINE. The love we shared was OURS and if I SPEAK NOW, you'd realize YOU BELONG WITH ME. FOREVER AND ALWAYS, I'll remember you and your WHITE HORSE. This LOVE STORY will last in my heart, because SPARKS FLY when I am with you because I AM ONLY ME WHEN I AM WITH YOU. FIFTEEN minutes is all I need, I am getting CRAZIER without seeing you. OUR SONG will LONG LIVE in my HEART. <3
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