CAUTION: SOME OF THESE JOKES MAY BE TO UTTERLY BAD FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE TO WITHSTAND. IF YOU ARE KNOWN TO GET NASUA, CRAMPING, DIZZINESS, OR PAIN, PLEASE EXIT THIS PAGE IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE THESE BAD JOKES ARE NOT RIGHT FOR YOU. I'M SERIOUS. SOME OF THESE JOKES ARE SO BAD IT COULD BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH.
WANT TO HEAR A BAD CHUCK NORRIS JOKE? WAIT! THEY ALL ARE BAD! HERE ARE A FEW:
THIS FIRST JOKE IS THE KING OF ALL BAD CHUCK NORRIS JOKES. IT IS THE MAIN ONE. THE TOP BANANA. BOW BEFORE IT.
1. Chuck Norris walked into a wall. The wall apologized.
2. Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't worked up the corage to tell him yet.
3. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
4. King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
5. Chuck Norris actually was in Star Wars. He was the force.
6. Fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
7. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
8. Chuck Norris has no middle name because no one gets between Chuck Norris.
9. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear as a carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, just afraid to move.
10. The big bang believes in the Chuck Norris theory.
11. Chuck Norris once made a bet with superman. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants.
12. Chuck Norris has already been to mars. That's why there are no signs of life.
13. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
14. Chuck Norris was supposed to star in Mission: Impossible, but they had to recast, otherwise they would have had to change the name to Mission: Accomplished.
15.Chuck Norris can make plastic flowers wilt.
16. Chuck Norris doesn't want to be cool. Cool wants to be Chuck Norris.
17. Chuck Norris doesn't wash dishes, they wet themselves out of fear!
18. Chuck Norris can make fish blink.
19. Crop circles are Chuck Norris's pre-school art projects.
20. Chuck Norris round house kicked a lump of coal and it turned into a diamond.
21. Industrial logging isn't the cause of de-forestation. Chuck Norris needs tooth picks!
22. Chuck Norris broke the sound barriar whilst head banging.
23. Chuck Norris's mom has a tattoo that says "son".
24. If Chuck Norris were a battery, my cell phone would never die.
25. Chuck Norris can say the letter "m" without putting his lips together.
26. Chuck Norris once cannon balled into a pool; the result of which was the Grand Canyon.
27. People say "Nightie-night, don't let the bed bugs bite," while bed bugs say, "Nightie-night, don't let the Chuck Norris's bite."
28. Nunchucks used to be called nunberrys. No one has ever dared ask what happened to Berry.
29. Chuck Norris once flew on Virgin America. When he got off, it was just called America.
30. Before going to bed, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
This next one is possibly my favorite bad Chuck Norris joke ever. Enjoy it.